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ANARCHIST GERMAN MALE [Jun. 2nd, 2006|03:02 am]

Excerpt from an article at http://service.spiegel.de/cache/international/0,1518,419029,00.html


The German system sucks. This is the credo of the Anarchist German Male. At least it sucks most of the time -- when it's not wiring social security money into the Anarchist German Male's bank account for his ample supply of black leather and the industrial quantities of dog food required to feed his oversized mutts.

Distinguishing marks: Unwashed and unshaven. Anarchist German Males often sport pink Mohawks and have chains dangling from their ripped jeans. They are attracted to any clothing made from leather, which they like to sling over their grubby death metal T-shirts.

Habitat: Hangs around bus stations with his Anarchist German Male mates and their numerous under-groomed dogs on binder twine. Boxhagener Platz in the German neighborhood of Friedrichshain has an especially healthy population of Anarchist German Males.

Favorite Activities: Drinking beer, asking passers-by for spare change, kicking walls and shouting.

Pros: None. Unless you are a documentary film maker who's been told to find one.

The Catch: You will never be able to take him home for Thanksgiving, Christmas, birthdays or -- if your family values the cleanliness of their furniture -- even for casual visits. No matter how hard you try, Anarchist German Male does not scrub up well.

If you really want to date one: Just don't.
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